Table Of Contents
Forward: The Online Manifestos 1997-1999
January - Are You Ready to Rumble?
February - Advertise Here For Only $19.99 A Month!
March - Wavering
April - You Can't Fool The Children of the Revolution. Can You?
May - 'Some men get the world. Others get x-hookers and a trip to Arizona.'
June - I Wanna Be An Airborne Ranger!
July - 'Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so
quiet. We sit here stranded through we all do our best to deny it
August - Disorientation
September - You Can Tell Them I'm Coming. And Hell's Coming With Me
October - How's My Driving? The 1 Year Anniversary Issue
November - Thanks for Flying With Us!!
The Purple Switch
December - The Future is XXX
January - How Come There's Never Been A Weapon Of Mass Destruction
On A Wheaties Box?
February - Should've Been A Super Villain
March - Drunk Pilot Seeks Drunk Co-Pilot For Unsuccessful
Trans. Atlantic Flight
April - Between Sleep And Awake There Is A Taco Stand Called Nothing.
Can I Take Your Order?
May/June Part 1- The Bug Man Cometh
July Part 2: - Television
August - Homeless
September - Commoner's Guide To Suicide
Plus! - 'The 50 Most Important Inventions Of The 20th Century'