February 2000

Feeling Andy Warhol

    The End.

'You know - he's an asshole, but I just can't help myself...'

Your Questions. My Answers. Dial 1-900-Idiot-Savant.

    1] 'Jasmine: yes'. Satisfied?

    2] Brian in New York. My answers would have to be a) Hey b) yes - I love all his books c) ya, I'm a big Kevin Smith fan.

    3] Somewhere, out there, Jason is wondering what a 'Rich Rock' is. I could tell you Jason, but then I'd have to kill you.

    4] Yes. Seven is one of my favorite movies of all time. 'One', by the way, is the loneliest number that you'll ever see.

    5] Contrary to popular belief, I AM NOT:

    - In the business of designing t-shirts for fuck all because you're too lazy to do it yourself.
    - I am not currently on the lecture circuit, so I'm afraid I can't come to your school and give an anti-everything speech.

    Beyond that, there weren't really any questions worth answering.