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Bespin, the Betrayal

Bespin, the betrayal
The Millennium falcon's hyperdrive is severely damaged
it escapes the clutches of the empire
Floating away from an imperial star cruiser posing as garbage
The nearest port of rescue, Cloud City, the planet Bespin.

Followed closely by Boba Fett's ship the Millennium Falcon cruises into Bespin
And is greeted by sometimes rouge, sometimes friend, Lando Calrissian
Who immediately of course offers Carrie Fisher copious amounts of cocaine

"I can knock that sweet, sweet candy"

Ushered inside all seems well in Cloud City
But that is not the case
C3PO wandering into a restricted area discovers the truth
The Empire--

"So high on cocaine"

has arrived before them.
Alerted to their presence by Boba Fett, scumbag to the stars.

"Also high on that cocaine"

Our heroes are lead to a dining hall and betrayed by Lando Calrissian

C3PO was in pieces

"Oh sonny no no"

Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, Only to be re-awakened in Jabba the Hutt's lair in Return of the Jedi
A ridiculous film that ruined the entire trilogy.

"Good theme on the skin."

Coming down off an all night coke binge Carrie Fisher along with Chewbacca reassembled the dismantled C3PO
And launch an escape.
Unbeknownst to them, Luke has arrived to confront his father, Darth Vader
Who let's be honest Is really the only badass in the entire fucking series
And has the coolest costume

"Oh I dressed up as him for Halloween"

Realizing that he has betrayed his friends Lando Calrissian makes a pathetic attempt to make amends and helps them escape.
Of course he is only after the tail.
With Han out of the way it's all the white dipp

"Gimme that sweet sweet space love honey"

There was a fight in there of course between Luke and Darth Vader and Luke's hand gets chopped off but who gives a shit.
He falls down a tube and of course as luck would have it A one and a billion chance As they're flying by they notice him hanging from some scaffolding by his leg

Not unlike you would be able to see an ant from the thirty-first floor Of a building as it wandered across the grass In a park 72 blocks away

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